The Queen's Horse
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The Queen's horse, Estimate, was stripped of its second place in the 2014 Gold Cup after testing positive for morphine ...

The Queen's horse is on drugs!
Who'd have thought?
Bastions of privilege
Now cheats at sport
Broken Britain reaches Royalty 
- We know your sort
Hanging's too good for them
We'll see you in Court

"Contaminated foodstuff
We're innocent!", they say
"It must be something
In the hay"
But they *would* say that
- Wouldn't they?
My advice is:
Just say Neigh