Hating Tories

Freudian Slip

When he answered that councillor's question
  He let out a Freudian slip
When he argued for wages exemption
  It wasn't a gaffe or a blip
When his Lordship said disabled workers
  Should get by on two quid an hour
No, he wasn't just acting the jerk as
  Though he'd just come down in a shower

Mostly Hating Tories

What shall I do on this fine day?
There's so much on my list
A mix of work and rest and play
I'm sure you get my gist
And maybe I'll compose a rhyme -
But my unwritten law is
That every day I'll spend my time
Mostly hating Tories.

Lost Consonant

Iain Duncan Smith, Secretary of State for Work and Pensions - and therefore chief benefit-cutter and witchhunter of disabled people and other claimants - and Conservative MP for Chingford, where his predecessor was the equally loathsome Norman Tebbit:

End of May Party

26/05/2017 - 19:30

Janine will be performing poetry at this most excellent event ... 

 

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Leadership

If I were able
I'd tie the Tories to a table
Plug in an electric cable
And attach a label:
'How's that for strong and stable'?

Gove Alone

Michael Gove's most wicked crime
As far as most of us can tell
Was not to leave his kid behind
But leaving ours behind as well

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