Poetry

Mine, and occasionally others'.

Cup Final Conundrum

On the occasion of the 2016 FA Cup final between Manchester United and Crystal Palace:​

Who to cheer today at Wembley's meeting?
One club sent us down with flukes and cheating
The other's filthy rich and so elitist
My position? Revolutionary defeatist

 

Roadside Recovery

An acrostic poem (ie. the first letters of each line spell out the theme word):​

Ring the AA, I need roadside recovery
Ever since the last services, I've been craving like buggery
Carling is calling - I'm sweating like a sauna
Off-licences are dealers on every corner
Very important you come right away
Emergency service that's here come what may
Recite me a mantra, the steps that I've been on
You're among friends now - a hard shoulder to lean on

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