Hi there, it’s Ashleigh
from the Daily Mail
I’ve smelled a story
I’m on the trail
I want to sound street
and your tweets are sick, mate
I’m getting desperate
for some clickbait
from the Daily Mail
I’ve smelled a story
I’m on the trail
I want to sound street
and your tweets are sick, mate
I’m getting desperate
for some clickbait
Hi there, it’s Ashleigh –
you’re at the scene
I’m in my office
and I’m really keen
To get a tasty
stabbing quote
About some feral,
lowlife scroat
Hi there, it’s Ashleigh
from the Daily Mail
Is anyone there?
Please reply …
It’s only fair
Why is everyone
ignoring me?
Ah, here’s a reply –
now let me see
now let me see
“Piss off, Ashleigh”