A Bad Night for Ashleigh

Hi there, it’s Ashleigh
  from the Daily Mail
I’ve smelled a story
  I’m on the trail
I want to sound street
  and your tweets are sick, mate
I’m getting desperate
  for some clickbait

Hi there, it’s Ashleigh –
  you’re at the scene
I’m in my office
  and I’m really keen
To get a tasty
  stabbing quote
About some feral,
  lowlife scroat

Hi there, it’s Ashleigh
  from the Daily Mail
Is anyone there?

Please reply …
  It’s only fair

Why is everyone
  ignoring me?

Ah, here’s a reply –
  now let me see

“Piss off, Ashleigh”


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