Why can’t dogs be more like cats?
Scare off mice and drive out rats
Don’t sniff bums when folk come round
Make that lovely purring sound
Don’t break your stuff or chew your shoe
Dig a proper hole to poo
Or maybe use a litter tray
Cope alone for several days
Don’t flood the floor each time they drink
Clean themselves so they don’t stink
Wipe their paws on welcome mats
Why can’t dogs be more like cats?
Scare off mice and drive out rats
Don’t sniff bums when folk come round
Make that lovely purring sound
Don’t break your stuff or chew your shoe
Dig a proper hole to poo
Or maybe use a litter tray
Cope alone for several days
Don’t flood the floor each time they drink
Clean themselves so they don’t stink
Wipe their paws on welcome mats
Why can’t dogs be more like cats?
Why can’t cats be more like dogs?
Clean up spills and eat like hogs
Greet your guests and wag their tails
Scare off burglars, sniff out trails
Join you on a country walk
Listen intently when you talk
Fetch stuff when you ask them to
Don’t claw you when they sit on you
Be pleased as punch when you get home
Suppress their tendency to roam
Run round all day then sleep like logs
Why can’t cats be more like dogs?
Clean up spills and eat like hogs
Greet your guests and wag their tails
Scare off burglars, sniff out trails
Join you on a country walk
Listen intently when you talk
Fetch stuff when you ask them to
Don’t claw you when they sit on you
Be pleased as punch when you get home
Suppress their tendency to roam
Run round all day then sleep like logs
Why can’t cats be more like dogs?
There’s no real need to go this far
We love them just the way they are
The question I don’t really get
Is why aren’t people more like pets?
We love them just the way they are
The question I don’t really get
Is why aren’t people more like pets?
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