For my fellow cat-owning Jam fans.
Territorial war and a screaming stand-off
A recent kill and a ripped-up bench seat
Kittens wailing, scared dog howling
The screech for food and sharp claws sinking
Cats’ entertainment, cats’ entertainment
A smash of glass and the patter of paws
A broken vase and a torn-up magazine
Mud-spattered floors and the cry of a tomcat
Going in, going out and some sick by the door
Cats’ entertainment, cats’ entertainment
Lazy days and stretched out Mondays
Jumping in boxes on boring Wednesdays
Watching the lights and not eating dry food
Climbing the curtains and scratching the walls
I say cats’ entertainment, cats’ entertainment
Waking you up at six a.m. on a freezing morning
Miaowing at the windows and dragging in victims
Killing a pigeon in a nearby yard
Blocking the telly and knocking over Christmas trees
Cats’ entertainment, cats’ entertainment
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Getting high on catnip and rolling on the carpet
Attacking your feet and coughing up hairballs
Purring loudly and sitting there staring
Licking their privates in the middle of the room
Cats’ entertainment, cats’ entertainment
Two moggies hissing amongst the scream of midnight
Two moggies hissing, no tranquility in solitude
Sitting on laps and walking on keyboards
Feeling proud of the slashed comfy chairs
I say cats’ entertainment, cats’ entertainment
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