What Doctor Kendall ordered
(as Labour’s Work & Pensions Secretary plans to send Work Coaches to visit mental health in-patients)
You think you need some space to breathe
some peaceful time away
But no! You need some handy hints
to spruce your resumé
You think you need some medicine
until you’re feeling better
You really need some expert help
to write a covering letter
You think you need a visit from
someone who gets your brain
But no! Job application forms
will make you fit again
You think you need some therapy
to help you deal with trauma
Instead, you need to be a better
interview performer
And if you think Liz Kendall’s plan
to help make welfare cuts
Will help to make the patients well
you must be feckin’ nuts
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