For Mick Duncan …
Some say that Mick is vulgar
Some say his puns are rotten
Just cos he likes towns called Sandy
Balls and Soggy Bottom
We would have met on Titty Hill
but it doesn’t have a pub
Or p’raps in Shittington but we feared
you wouldn’t eat the grub
So here we are in the Napier
to which Mick’s friends are flocking
Except for those still staggering
from Fulking back to Cocking
I think it’s time to stop the chat
We’re hungry and we’re thirsty
So raise a glass and wish our Mick
a Happy Fucking Birthday
