You’ve won the Women’s Ballon d’Or
You dribble, tackle, shoot and score
But do you twerk?
You strike a hard and well-aimed ball
Around a wide defensive wall
But do you twerk?
Top scorer in the Champions League
But one thing fills me with intrigue:
Do you twerk?
I know your sporting skills inspire us
But do you move like Miley Cyrus?
Do you twerk?!
But poor old Martin must confess he
Wouldn’t ask this of Lionel Messi
What a jerk
