Two limericks for Gideon George Osborne’s 2012 Budget:
1.
We can be sure that in Gideon’s budget
However the media judge it
There’ll be gifts for the rich
For the rest, not a stitch
And Labour’s poor leaders will fudge it
2.
There once was a chancellor, posh,
Who feathered his nest with our dosh
His cuts were as brazen
As his mates’ tax evasion
He deserves a good smack in the mosh
