Merry Christmas, City Link
Your idea of goodwill stinks
Write your cards in poison ink
Merry Christmas, City Link
Asset-stripped and all wrapped up
Bought a firm, sold us a pup
Paid a quid then cut and run
Once your profiteering’s done
Punch for workers, Christmas crack
Gave out gifts, got Santa’s sack
Hope your workforce occupies –
Raise the call to nationalise!