Ring the AA, I need roadside recovery
Ever since the last services, I’ve been craving like buggery
Carling is calling – I’m sweating like a sauna
Off-licences are dealers on every corner
Very important you come right away
Emergency service that’s here come what may
Recite me a mantra, the steps that I’ve been on
You’re among friends now – a hard shoulder to lean on
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