The man below this poem’s name is Shaun
He’s been at work ten hours and he feels worn

The headphones girl is listening to some grime
She’s running off from home the seventh time

The tattooed woman’s Daisy and her mate
Is Catherine but her clients call her Kate

That shifty kid will stand up in a minute
That shopping bag’s got gin and loo roll in it

The beardy guys who look like Chas and Dave
Are on their way to visit granny’s grave

The face behind the scarf just spilled a tear
The first time it’s gone out the house this year

I’m not sure this is true or if it’s just
A game I like to play when on the bus

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