Rudolf the unionised reindeer
Was sick of being bullied at work
The other reindeer in his workplace
Kept calling him a red-nosed jerk
They excluded him from workplace banter
And made him feel so sad and small
So Rudolf the unionised reindeer
Didn’t like his job at all
Then one day at the branch meeting
The union rep, she said
“We don’t accept that crap these days
So come with me and stuff the sleighs”
Rudolf the unionised reindeer
Went to anti-bullying class
Now if the others tease him
He pokes their antlers up their arse*
* “ass” for northerners
