There’s room for snacks and Doom Bar cans
flirting, fun and future plans
For you are my adventure gringo
side by side in your Berlingo
There’s room for friends and kids and all
There’s room for creatures great and small
a spaniel and a sort-of dingo
hitch a ride in your Berlingo
In rainbow bunting livery
with fragile curtained privacy
You mouth a fine and cunning lingo
in the back of your Berlingo
So saddle up and climb on board
I’m pleased to say that I have scored
a full house in romantic bingo
in the back of your Berlingo
(for Claire)
