One of Peter Pinkney’s first decisions when he became RMT National President in 2013 was to ban members of the national executive (which included me at the time) from swearing in meetings …
When Pinkney won the President
We knew he would be daring
We weren’t expecting this one though –
He banned us fucking swearing!
We knew he would be daring
We weren’t expecting this one though –
He banned us fucking swearing!
When Peter introduced this rule
It met with fucking rancour
Some whispered in the corridor
“That bloke’s a fucking wanker”
It met with fucking rancour
Some whispered in the corridor
“That bloke’s a fucking wanker”
Who the fuck is he to say
What fucking words are spoken?
Instead of saying the fucker’s fucked
We’ll have to say it’s broken
What fucking words are spoken?
Instead of saying the fucker’s fucked
We’ll have to say it’s broken
Some swore defiance, saying “We’ll
Not fucking dance to your tune”
So he imposed a one pound fine
And raised a fucking fortune
Not fucking dance to your tune”
So he imposed a one pound fine
And raised a fucking fortune
Politeness made some fucking gains
Expressiveness some losses
So how else can we say how much
We fucking hate the bosses?
Expressiveness some losses
So how else can we say how much
We fucking hate the bosses?
That bastard messed our meetings up
He fucked our fun and frolics
So now we’re on to AOB:
Any Other Bollocks
He fucked our fun and frolics
So now we’re on to AOB:
Any Other Bollocks
