She chatted online with her ex
– That’s where she went wrong
– He showed her the error of her ways
Now she wears a long-sleeved dress
She spilt his drink and made a mess
– That was her big mistake
– She says she bumped into the door
You know how clumsy she gets
She thinks too much and how she talks
– She’d try the patience of a saint
– And he’s no saint. She’d better stay
A week or two indoors
She told him that she’d had enough
– That was the final straw
– She won’t be walking out that door
Not ever again.
