The Queen’s horse, Estimate, was stripped of its second place in the 2014 Gold Cup after testing positive for morphine …
The Queen’s horse is on drugs!
Who’d have thought?
Bastions of privilege
Now cheats at sport
Broken Britain reaches Royalty
– We know your sort
Hanging’s too good for them
We’ll see you in Court
“Contaminated foodstuff
We’re innocent!”, they say
“It must be something
In the hay”
But they *would* say that
– Wouldn’t they?
My advice is:
Just say Neigh
