to the tune of She’s Electric
They’re Oasis
Their tour’s extensive
Their interviews somewhat defensive
The tickets are rather expensive
But they need more dimes
He’s got a parka
He thinks it’s a cultural marker
But he looks more like Ronnie Barker
And they need more dimes
And they want you to know
That their time’s not up yet
They just need more dimes
And they want you to say
That you’ll buy some T-shirts
They just need more …
‘Cos they’re your band and you’re their guy
There’s lots and lots for you to buy
If you need them like they need you
If they are Oasis then they’re going places too
They’ve each got a brother
They don’t get on with one another
You can’t help but feel for their mother
But they need more dimes
He’s got a swagger
Too cool to be a knuckle dragger
He’s more like a Mancy Mick Jagger
But they need more dimes
And they want you to know
That their time’s not up yet
They just need more dimes
And they want you to say
That you’ll buy some T-shirts
They just need more …
‘Cos they’re your band and you’re their guy
There’s lots and lots for you to buy
If you need them like they need you
If they are Oasis then they’re going places too
Image of Oasis by Will Fresch, CC BY-SA 2.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0, via Wikimedia Commons
