Brown toast causes cancer
Quinoa shrinks your dick
Ketchup makes you retch
And Tories make you sick.
Watch What You Eat!

Marxist. Trade Unionist. Socialist-feminist. Author. Poet. Speaker. Tutor. RMT ex-Exec. Workers' Liberty. Autie. Bi. PUFC fan.
Brown toast causes cancer
Quinoa shrinks your dick
Ketchup makes you retch
And Tories make you sick.