We Three Kings

A variation on a festive favourite – to the tune of We Three Kings Of Orient Are:

We three kings of austerity be
IDS, Gideon and David C
Finding ways
To make you pay
For capitalism’s misanthropy

Cuts by daytime, cuts by night
Cuts that hurt and cuts that bite
It’s so thrilling
To save each shilling
It truly is a lovely sight

If you’re rich we’re on your side
Take your stash and carefully hide
Each occasion
Of tax evasion
Makes us feel all warm inside

Feed the rich and starve the poor
Send that scrounger from our door
Raise a toast
To those with the most
What do you think we’re in government for?

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