Clerihew: Tony Abbott
Tony Abbott jumps like a rabbit from homophobic bile to climate change denial
Writing: Clerihew
Four lines, two rhyming couplets. The first line is the name of a person. The rhymes and the line lengths are allowed to be – supposed to be, even – a bit rubbish.
Clerihew: Henry III
Henry the Third was somewhat absurd He endorsed the Great Charter and ignored it thereafter
Clerihew: Emmeline Pankhurst
Emmeline Pankhurst among feminists, ranked first Until she ruined her story by becoming a Tory